Crazy

If I came from the right side of town,
Would I be the girl for you.
If I was a rich lady,
I’d buy you a house with an ocean view.
If I had the best career
Owned a car – was a great cook,
Would I be the one you came home to.
Would you post me all over Facebook.

Maybe I’m a little crazy
A bit too broke,
I even smoke.

But babe I never scream or shout,
I would be your soft place to land.
I would keep all your secrets,
Give you kisses on command.